“What’s Worth Watching” posts

Gogglebox: UK TV at its … finest?

It’s been days since I pleaded with you to get a good VPN and peek into TV from England and Canada and Australia and everywhere else that you can’t get to if they think you're from the U.S. And now I’m going to do it again, with a review o the frankly impossible UK...

Kennie JD: One of the Best Things About YouTube

I’ve been hanging around the edges of YouTube for years and years, and for a long time, I was a snob about it – imagine me, a snob. Back in its early days, I saw YouTube was kind of the junk drawer of original content: so many people doing so much stuff, with no rhyme...

The Great Pottery Throw Down isn’t a competition. Not really.

You know … competition is a whole different thing in Great Britain. I mean, sports, yes – your soccer, your rugby, your Olympic events – in sports, the British are so competitive they’re downright dangerous. But when it comes to … what would you call it? Recreational...

Why I Gave Up On Zack Snyder’s Rebel Moon After Only 40 Minutes

Rebel Moon was supposed to be Zack Snyder’s break away from superhero movies. But it took less than three-quarters of an hour to see that there is nothing new, innovative, or even remotely encouraging here. It’s yet another Snyder imitation of someone else’s work, served up (yet again) on lukewarm toast. This time, however, it’s not George Romero or Frank Miller of DC Comics; it’s an uncredited but undeniable knockoff of Star Wars.

Revisiting Mike Flanagan’s Absentia

Sometimes it's worth looking back. I've been so impressed by Midnight Mass, and basically be everything Mike Flanagan has done so far, that I took a couple of hours on a quiet Friday afternoon and re-watched Absentia, his first (available) feature film made more than...

Winchester is just … a waste

How could so much money and talent be wasted on such an utterly uninvolving, derivative, boring ‘haunted house’ movie? This shambling, unfeeling, tedious thing has beautiful production design, a large budget, a whole host of solid actors in lead and supporting roles. It has Helen Mirren in it. Friggin’ Helen Mirren, doing a remarkably bad American accent. It has a remarkably good premise at the center of it: a haunted house story about one of the best-known, if not ‘real,’ haunted houses in modern America. And yet there is not a single legitimate scare, not even a good jump, in the whole damn thing. It’s literally hard to get through in a single sitting.

The Stranger is pretty good, but Harlan Coben? Meh.

Harlan Coben's The Stranger is the firt indication than heis adaptations don't have to be kind of limp and half-baked.. Maybe there's hope. Coben makes a few jillion dollars a year on his suspense novels (though 'suspense' seems like a pretty strong word for his...

Making Funny Horror is Hard (but Snatchers did its damnedest)

One of the most interesting things about Snatchers is its wonderful history. It began as a web series created by a bunch of newbies (as far as I can tell), and ended up as a feature-length film. It's not going to change the course of mighty rivers, but it's kind'a...